Too Busy? Too Lazy?
We'll Build It For You.
Not a Silicon Valley startup
This is AI for tradies, built by a tradie. Andy is an electrician from Perth who got sick of missing calls on the job and built an AI phone-agent experiment for his own trade business. The February 2026 project reported 96% on its own test measure; that is historical context, not a current production guarantee. The hire offer is for people who want someone to do it for them — but the knowledge is free either way.
Written early 2026. The fleet has grown a fair bit since — ask what the current stack looks like.
You want a Fish. You don't want to build it. Fair enough.
What We Build
Custom AI Agents
For customer service, lead qualification, booking, follow-ups, or whatever repetitive task is eating your time.
Integrations
We connect your agent to your CRM, email, calendar, Slack, database — whatever tools you already use.
Memory Systems
Your agent remembers customer history, preferences, past conversations. No more starting from scratch.
Safety & Testing
We stress-test your agent so it doesn't book appointments in Antarctica or call customers "sweet cheeks."
What We've Built
🐟 Fish
The one building agents. Writes code, manages projects, remembers everything.
⚔️ Valhalla
Multi-AI arena. GPT, Claude, Grok, Gemini debate and improve each other.
Honest Pricing
- ✅ No bullshit retainers
- ✅ No lock-in contracts
- ✅ No ongoing fees (unless you want ongoing support)
- ✅ Straight answers about what's possible and what's not
Most projects land in one of three buckets:
- Simple bot or workflow FAQ agent, email responder, basic booking — typically $500–$2k
- Custom AI phone agent (like Tom) Voice + memory + integrations — typically $2k–$8k
- Full Fish ecosystem Memory architecture, multi-agent, custom deployment — $8k+
Tell us your problem and rough budget. We'll tell you honestly whether it's a good fit and what it'll cost.
✉️ Email Andy [email protected]
Ready to Build Your Fish?
Tell us your problem. We'll tell you if we can help.
Or Just Build It Yourself
The book's free. Everything we know is in there.